Knives hit me in the stomach. I looked down at the shrieking cat, squirming around in my hands.
Et tu, kitté?
Trying to kick off and escape, she had punched her very sharp back claws into me.
Can’t say I didn’t deserve it. I told her as much the previous day, when she nearly gave me a mastectomy, attempting to launch over my shoulder from my collarbone.
It’s for her own good.
* * *
At the start of the month, Sassy had her dental cleaning. As a kid I heard people make fun of Martha Stewart for brushing her cat’s teeth, but I do think it was for the best. Dental health is a good prevention against various infections, in people and felines. Sassy had rotten teeth, no bones about it.
She came from the shelter like that, I swear.
A thorough dental cleaning requires anesthetics, because–well, have you ever put your finger in an angry cat’s mouth? I’ve been doing it for the last two weeks and I would highly recommend against it. I had been nervous about putting Sassy under, but research and a discussion with my vet have assured me that while risks do exist, they are marginal for an otherwise healthy animal.
Sassy came through the surgery without any complications–and minus two rotten-through teeth.
High as a kite after surgery.
A rare opportunity to give her a belly-rub…and keep my hand
That left me with two weeks of liquid antibiotics to administer orally to a cat who hates being held. Wrapping her in a blanket as a “kitty kolache” only protects me so much. The only comfort she gets from it is hiding her face in the blanket so I can’t bring the syringe to her mouth.
This process, if done to a human, probably violates the Geneva Conventions. Sassy tells me as much.
Between doses. “I’m calling my lawyer.”
She is a good girl and doesn’t scratch to hurt–it’s just that her claws are out when she tries to escape, and my skin happens to be a good place on which to latch. I’ve never seen this cat bite anyone, even when she’s been given good reason (for example, putting her in the crate).
Aside from some nasty scratches, I’ve also had antibiotic paste spit into my eyes, onto my sleeves, and into my hair. I also swear that she woke me up every two hours last night because she knew we were going to the vet for suture removal this morning.
* * *
“Can you tell I’m overly attached to this animal?” I asked the vet before her surgery.
“Is that a bad thing?”
“I don’t think so.” He smiled.
* * *
It’s all worth it.
We had been concerned her weight loss was a sign that something very, very serious was wrong with her. In the last two weeks, since the tooth removal, she’s put on half a pound and is approaching her ideal weight again. Of course, this makes her even more difficult to wrangle at medicine time, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.
She also seems a little less afraid of visitors. She only runs away when they approach her, not when she hears the doorbell ring.
Best of all, even immediately after I shoot two vials of antibiotics into her mouth, twice a day, she chirps at me and rubs up against my leg.
All is forgiven; all is well.